CJ Burke had been about to sign with Bulgarian side PFC Beroe Stara Zagora when he made the language mix-up which led the club to believe he had Ebola and who quickly placed him in quarantine.

The vulnerable couple have been visited by a series of rogue traders since the distinctive symbol was left in their driveway in Plymstock, Devon, in 2009.

The League One club was expected to sign the disgraced striker today but a press conference to announce the deal this morning was cancelled and an emergency board meeting called instead.

Doughnut sale sounds much better than the diet club (Picture: imgur) Possibly the best (or worst) juxtaposition ever. A sign informing people that the popular Weight Watchers club has been cancelled was placed directly above an advert for a Krispy Kreme doughnut sale. The slimming classes were not on over a two week period due to […]

This sign is so vague that we’re struggling to see the point of it at all (Picture: Imgur) Road works can be an inconvenience at the best time, forcing us to add a few minutes onto our journey as we’re diverted through back streets, or get stuck in painfully slow traffic jams. But, as this […]